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    Propagandists from the federal media. And lying journalists who serve anyone who pays, in general. With their lies, they corrupt souls, making people believe that there is only abomination and darkness around, and everything around them is as vile as they are.

    When choosing a new circle of hell, the most important thing is the punishment that you come up with. Dante has already sorted out all the most obvious ones, so you need to come up with something particularly cruel.

    As for me, this is most deserved by those who believe in all these gods and strange attributes (including, by the way, the circles of hell).

    It would be fair to finally convince them in hell (I don't know how) that there is nothing like this, all this was invented by false prophets from the eighth and ninth circles. And let them sit and die of existential torment like the rest of us, only for an eternal eternity.

    Otherwise, it's not fair – you see, we have to spend our whole lives trying to find the meaning of life and suffer from the fact that this is impossible, and they are already provided with a ready-made truth in their books, served for consumption. No, please suffer.

    Rednecks and torpedoes. This circle of hell would be a large looped sidewalk, where alternately gifted “health lovers” would run at high speed, signaling pedestrians to get out of the way immediately. But our hero would be a pedestrian here… ha-ha-ha

    Those who do not know how to keep their faith to themselves, who constantly impose it on other people who adhere to another or do not believe at all. With whom it is impossible to talk about abstract topics, it is still useless because the conversation will return to the mainstream of religion. And then they also take offense at others because of the difference of views.�

    P.S. This applies not only to religion, but also to political views, economic, sexual relations, attitudes towards abortion, etc. �

    I can imagine this circle of hell. Millions of people who adhere to different religions from paganism to Christianity, from adherents of dictatorships to democrats, from ultra-straight people who are intolerant of homosexuals to openly gay people who tell everyone about it. And each of them knows that he alone does not hold his own views. But everyone is mute and there is no place to write to express their dissatisfaction.

    To nobody. Hell will not make a person better, but it can destroy and embitter him. Anyone who needs to rethink their actions, I would like to live the life of those who are oppressed by them, roughly speaking, to be in someone else's shoes. Although for many it will probably be a kind of hell.

    Masochists! Only with a couple of buts:

    • So that there is no physical pain and suffering.

    • So that only Kirkorov and Baskov are played at maximum volume everywhere.

    • So that for breakfast there is always porridge with lumps and cold coffee, and for lunch over-salted soup.

    • So that all the stories on the Internet were unfinished, like ” DO YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT QUICKLY? TO DO THIS, YOU NEED TO DRINK A REGULAR DRINK EVERY DAY…”

    • So that the weather is always like in summer in the Astrakhan or Volgograd region.

    • So that the transport is just leaving when you approach the stop, and it is not always stuffy in it, but you can not open the window, because the wind is blowing everywhere.

    Let them understand what real pain is!

    Krasauchikam who love to turn up their music louder at any time in any place, promoters who grab their elbows to stick this piece of paper in their hands, smelly homeless guys near the subway. There are also street musicians who have one Tsoi in their repertoire, which they play so loudly that when you walk past them, you have to yell so that the other person can hear you. Woe-mosheram at the concert ,who during the slam begin to twist the turntables and swing their elbows, crippling everyone around. They are prepared for a hellish moshpit in a stuffy hall filled with fat sweaty men who had previously drunk 10 cans of strong hunting.

    People who play with other people's feelings. There is nothing worse when you love, and the object of your adoration attracts you to yourself, then pushes you away

    I would have prepared a separate circle of Hell for the creators of “Let them talk” and “Dom 2”. I don't understand why these stupid programs haven't been shut down yet.

    A separate circle, of course, deserves the eternally dissatisfied petty whiners who are in a hurry to share their everyday problems with us here

    To all those moralphages and moralists who know better than you what you need. Exactly:

    • Those who prohibit abortion (who are supposedly against murder). Such people are not interested in the fact that a woman does not have money for a child, or maybe a man ran away from her who made her this child, not to mention the fact that she simply does not want children. Having an abortion is a sinner. Great logic.
    • Morally deceitful statesmen who turned a really rich country into a gas station, that is, they took all its wealth for themselves, and you, who demand justice, are told to shut up and appreciate spiritual bonds and be a patriot.�
    • Sexists (attention! with exists there are also women) who consider only chaste girls decent, while condescending to men who are womanizers. Ale, you are not promoting morality, but double standards!�
    • To all these grannies who will push everyone aside on the tram and ride a cart over their legs, and then they will exclaim ” Oh, blue hair
      ose earring attoo, you don't have Stalin on!”.
    • Those who consider homosexuals a threat to society (No, seriously?). Especially those who hate gays but love lesbians (double standards again). By the way, if homophobes are reading this answer now, please write in the comments why you don't like homosexuals. I've never heard a decent argument against LGBT people. If you don't answer, we'll talk in hell hehe)
      As a punishment for the moralphages, I would assign a squad of devils who would find fault with every action and word of these sinners: they don't breathe like this, their skin is too white, their height is too large, you don't sleep properlyeatpoop, not to mention all their actions listed above.

    By the way, I recently came across the scheme of hell on the Internet. The Moralphage circle can be squeezed between the sixth and seventh. I'll probably be in the gluttony circle. Come on in, let's chat 😉

    To myself. Still burn, so at least not in the company of all sorts of too interesting personalities, like those who were kindly described by the authors of other answers.

    For all the pizdobraty of Internet scammers. From the creators of sites “Earn 300 k in a nanosecond” to those who distribute fake torrents with the exe extension.�

    And also, for owners and all employees of companies that allegedly change meters on behalf of the Water Utility for a lot of money and do not put these meters on the register.�

    And also, for those who confuse “to” and “what would”, “moreover” and “with that”, “about” and “at the expense” and to the gray muddies writing “to try” and “pumped”.

    Those who like to solve their problems with someone else's hands. Those who devalue other people's impressions or experiences. Cruel. Stupid. Separate circle for cattle, please. People who feel that they are owed everything. This is offhand.

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